FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

To the best of my knowledge there is exactly one person using GQLx at the moment. Here are his most frequently asked questions:

Why me ?

Uh ... probably because nobody else would claim to be lazy enough to use a Google Doc's spreadsheet as a database and then spend an inordinate amount of time writing a wrapper language to make it 'simpler'.

What the #$%^&*()!@ ?

My thoughts exactly !.

Why is GOTO considered harmful ?

Velociraptors.

Who is John Galt ?

A smug bastion of opinionated self-righteousness who would have been put up against the wall and shot on the second page if the original editor had had any gumption whatsoever.

What's with this website ?

<sigh> it has been absolutely incorrigible ever since it discovered it was going to make its debut on the 1st April. Am considering threatening it with the "Exce..." word.